The Nurses | 1.2 GB
 

The Nurses | 1.2 GB

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Year: 1971

Duration: 01:10:17
Video type: 464p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.2 GB
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So the nurses was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall the nurses shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.

The_Nurses.mkv

The Orgy Machine | 1.27 GB
 

The Orgy Machine | 1.27 GB

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Actress: Jan Davis, Pete Dawson, Uschi Digard, John Holmes, Lynn Holmes, William Howard, William Kirschner, Billy Lane, Devon Mayer, Jim Mayer, Annette Michael, Carmen Olivera
Year: 1972

Duration: 01:02:34
Video type: 478p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.27 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 624x478 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 24.000 fps || Format AVC

Mad scientist, Verner Von Sperm creates the ultimate weapon: The Orgy Machine! With it he can focus on anyone in the world and drive them mad with lust, filling them with such desire for constant sex that they lose control. With thousands of victims in his control like this, he could make a fortune having countries pay him to let their important officials return to a normal life by turning off his orgy machine and releasing them from its clutches

The_Orgy_Machine.mp4

The Penetration Of Elle Rio | 1.11 GB
 

The Penetration Of Elle Rio | 1.11 GB

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Actress: Elle Rio, Sharon Mitchell, Tanya Foxx, Marc Wallice, Wayne Stevens, Buddy Love.
Year: 1987

Duration: 01:14:32
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.11 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

The Penetration of Elle Rio is an erotic and stimulating presentation of the hottest actress in adult video. Hustler magazine calls centerfold Elle Rio "A hot-blooded Brazilian sexpot with a ravenous body - a sexual dynamo". Sharon Mitchell co-stars with Tanya Fox and Viper. "The tattooed snake woman". The story features Viper a dazzling sex scene show with electrifying strobe lights, sure to become a classic. Elle Rio exhibits all her raw talent as she portrays the nasty other woman in a story which includes six penetrations. A must for sex vid fans - The Penetration of Elle Rio is fast, furious, hot, steaming and passionate.

The_Penetration_Of_Elle_Rio.mp4

The Rhine Waltz | 1.17 GB
 

The Rhine Waltz | 1.17 GB

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Actress
Joey Silvera
Jamie Gillis
Alicia Monet
Robin Lee
Tracey Adams
Tom Byron
Rocco Siffredi
Lucy Washington
Desiree Barclay
Sharon Mitchell
Mark Rama
Billy Dee
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:44:58
Video type: 528p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 696x528 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 25.000 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

The_Rhine_Waltz.avi

The Sins of Tami Monroe | 700 MB
 

The Sins of Tami Monroe | 700 MB

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Actress: Tammy Monroe, Porsche Lynn, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Mandi Wine, Brad Armstrong, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Sean Michaels
Year: 1990

Duration: 01:21:21
Video type: 400p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 700 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 528x400 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

She's the essence of erotic with an insatiable appetite for the sins of the flesh and a bod to drool for! This collection of cooze features Tami in a wet and wild three way with two well hung studs, a filthy foursome with Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, and Mandi Wine, and an orgy of oral delights with Erica Boyer and two horny hunks, and much more in this showcase of her sordid sins!

The_Sins_of_Tami_Monroe.avi

The T & A Team | 729.2 MB
 

The T & A Team | 729.2 MB

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Actress
Carol Cross, Joanna Storm, Lola, Renee Summers, Silver Starr, Tanya Lawson, Valerie LeVeau

A. Kahn, Billy James, David Scott, George Payne, Jerry Butler, Ron Jeremy, Vic Slaughter
Year: 1984

Duration: 01:08:37
Video type: 448p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 729.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 592x448 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

The_T_A_Team.avi

The Very Best of Kay Parker | 700.2 MB
 

The Very Best of Kay Parker | 700.2 MB

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Actress: Kay Parker
Year: 2006

Duration: 01:20:44
Video type: 432p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 700.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 576x432 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 23.976 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

The_Very_Best_of_Kay_Parker.avi

The Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers | 699.8 MB
 

The Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers | 699.8 MB

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Actresses
Amanda Tyler
Amber Lynn
Ashley Brooks
Breezy Lane
Bunny Bleu
Cara Lott
Charlie Waters
Christy Canyon
Connie Bennett
Danielle
Debbie Northrup
Donna N.
Elle Rio
Frankie Leigh
Gina Valentino
Ginger Lynn
Heather Wayne
Ines Akker

Year: 1989

Duration: 01:10:46
Video type: 416p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 699.8 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 560x416 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Sixty nine. A telling number, don't you think? that's the complete cast listing for this fascinating new video from Gourmet. A highly abridged sampling can be found above this review, and I'm sure you'll agree there isn't a bad apple in the bunch. Kudos to Ron Wasserman for assembling the results from the inexhaustible supply of way footage from the Gourmet vaults. Wacky World is a far cry form just another blooper reel -aside from the flubbed lines, failed erections, and impossible-to-maintain positions, this item also provides a (pardon the pun) penetrating look behind the scenes of the adult film business. Of particular interest are snippets where Ron Jeremy gets quite pissed when the cameras roll before his famous hard-on gets hard, and director Bobby Hollander scolds the cast for too much chatter and not enough obeying his commands. Herchel Savage imparts his philosophy of love to Misty Regan in between takes, not realizing his comments are captured on tape forever. A must see for hardcore fans!

The_Wacky_World_of_XRated_Bloopers.avi

The Young Model | 1.07 GB
 

The Young Model | 1.07 GB

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Actress: Lynn Holmes, Suzanne Fields, Patti Lee.
Year: 1971

Duration: 00:55:33
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.07 GB
Extension: mkv || Resolution: 714x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

The_Young_Model.mkv

Three Men And A Barbi | 723.3 MB
 

Three Men And A Barbi | 723.3 MB

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Actresses
Cherry Hill
Eva Allen
Fallon
Tanya Foxx
Valentina
Actors
Buck Adams
Jerry Butler
Randy West
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:21:17
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 723.3 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

There's lots of nice scenery and sex in the great outdoors in this erotic escapade. Lovely Faryn Heights brings her ample talents to her role as Barbi, a young woman who decides to chuck it all for awhile and go live in the woods with her Uncle Ted. Once there, she meets a few men who interest her in purely sensual ways. Buck Adams comes along as Ted's newly single buddy who needs some help forgetting the woman who left him. Before long, it's up to Faryn to help out a whole host of Uncle Ted's horny pals. This films also the stars the erotic and hot Cheri Hill. So watch out! This movie is a good one, full of caring sex and lots of beautiful back-to-nature eroticism. "Collector's Choice!" - XVG.

Three_Men_And_A_Barbi.avi

Tout est permis | 963.2 MB
 

Tout est permis | 963.2 MB

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Year: 1978

Duration: 01:26:13
Video type: 448p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 963.2 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 672x448 (3:2) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

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Trading Partners | 1.17 GB
 

Trading Partners | 1.17 GB

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Actress: Diva, Martina, Erica Boyer, Lili Marlene, Gina, Francois, Nick Niter, Billy Dee, Chris Chase, Don Fernando, David Christopher
Year: 1984

Duration: 01:17:08
Video type: 480p
Video Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Extension: mp4 || Resolution: 720x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format AVC

Trading_Partners.mp4

Treasure Chest | 831.8 MB
 

Treasure Chest | 831.8 MB

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Actress: Angel West, Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Pamela Jennings, Susan Hart, Greg Rome, Tony Montana, Ron Jeremy
Year: 1985

Duration: 01:23:10
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 831.8 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 720x480 (3:2) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Overspilling with a bounty of erotic delights...

Treasure_Chest.avi

Tricks Of The Trade | 665.9 MB
 

Tricks Of The Trade | 665.9 MB

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Actresses
Bella Donna
Brandy Alexandre
Dana Lynn
Dolores Delus
Kathleen Gentry
Stephanie Rage
Year: 1988

Duration: 01:28:14
Video type: 480p
Video Format: Windows Media
FileSize: 665.9 MB
Extension: wmv || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 23.976 fps || Format VC-1

Practice Makes Perfect!
Erotic filmmaker Jim Cooper (John Leslie) knows his job! Whether it's making a sex-crazed porn starlet purr with some lusty off-camera coaching, or directing a dildo scene with a blonde bombshell, Cooper is the leading expert on the Tricks of the Trade. But, when a horny housewife wants to break into the biz, this master of blue cinema has his work cut out for him! Fortunately, Beth is a quick study! After an awesome sex-scene lesson from bodaciously endowed Sandy, Beth is ready for anything! An orgy rehearsal with three stiff studs proves Beth has what it takes to be a passion professional....and how!

Tricks_Of_The_Trade.wmv

Trilogy of the bizarre | 718.8 MB
 

Trilogy of the bizarre | 718.8 MB

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Actress: Lili Marlene, Sensational Susanne, Steve Phaedra, Tigr, Mistress Karla, Elaine, Angela, Tommy Caus
Year: 1983

Duration: 00:56:21
Video type: 480p
Video Format: AVI
FileSize: 718.8 MB
Extension: avi || Resolution: 640x480 (4:3) || Frame Rate: 29.970 fps || Format MPEG-4 Visual

Trilogy_of_the_bizarre.avi