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The Girl with Million Dollar Legs (Dino Ferrara & Marc Dorcel)



Date of release: 1987
USA

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 678.4 MB
Duration: 01:25:55
Resolution: 720x480



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The Nurses / (Terry Sullivan (uncredited), Athena Films / SWV)



Date of release: 1971
USA

So THE NURSES was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall THE NURSES shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.
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File Extension: mkv
Video Size: 1.2 GB
Duration: 01:10:17
Resolution: 694x464



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Gaily (AKA Les Besoins de la Chair) / (Olivier Mathot / Gold Medal)



Date of release: 1984

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 697.7 MB
Duration: 01:13:43
Resolution: 512x384



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HHHHOT! TV part 2 / (Joshua E Jeremiah Martins, CD Home Video)



Date of release: 1988
USA

Scene 1. Gypsy Rose
Scene 2. Keisha
Scene 3. Angel Kelly, Sharon Mitchell
Scene 4. Fallon, Samantha Strong
Scene 5. girl, Peter North
Scene 6. Jeanna Fine, Billy Dee
Scene 7. Dina Deville

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 839.4 MB
Duration: 01:17:20
Resolution: 640x480



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Joe Rock Superstar / (Shaun Costello, Alpha Blue Archives)



Date of release: 1973

Marc Stevens plays Joe Cock, a Jim Morrison by way of David Bowie circa Ziggy Stardust vocalist whose claim to fame is his uncanny ability to get it up on stage. When the film starts, his girlfriend (Tina Russell) is upset that her oral skills aren't arousing him so she blows guitar player Sean Costello in the hallway telling him she's 'always had a passion for balls.' Indeed. The band goes on stage - Stevens lip synching to Morrions's vocals with Costello hammering away at his guitar where this is none as Jamie Gillis keeps time on the drums. The same performers also appear in the audience in front of the stage, making you realize just how small the cast is for this Costello directed picture. At any rate, Cock can't get it up and the band is booed off the stage. They retreat to think things over and Cock's mother, 'Mrs. Cock.

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 624.4 MB
Duration: 01:08:44
Resolution: 480x360



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My Erotic Fantasies \ My Exotic Fantasies / (Bob Meyers, Extraordinary Films)



Date of release: 1976
USA

Strange and campy comedy which should satisfy any collector of oddball 70's smut.

File Extension: mp4
Video Size: 1.12 GB
Duration: 01:11:31
Resolution: 640x480



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All American Girls 3: Up and Away / (Jim Hunter, Caballero)



Date of release: 1984
USA

File Extension: mkv
Video Size: 1.49 GB
Duration: 01:23:36
Resolution: 704x536



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Kai i prwti daskala / ( / )



Date of release: 1983

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 699.9 MB
Duration: 01:13:30
Resolution: 432x320



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John Holme's Candy Girls (Sunshine)



Date of release: 1985
USA

Here we have another digitally remastered classic featuring the late great John Holmes. This film has a select collection of unforgettable scenes that typify the style and image Holmes portrayed in his heyday. This magnificent stud gives these Candy Girls a sweet treat that won't rot their teeth

File Extension: mp4
Video Size: 448.1 MB
Duration: 01:31:26
Resolution: 480x360



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Annette Haven Collection / Annette Haven (Alpha Blue Archives)



Date of release: 1970

Annette Haven was one of the first true porn superstars, a stunningly gorgeous creature with a wholesome, girl-next-door aura about her. Her fresh-scrubbed look made her the perfect choice for roles which called for an innocent, virginal young woman. Annette had a strikingly pretty face, with deep brown eyes and a luciously full mouth. She had perfect medium-sized breasts and a delectable back side that was built to be put in motion. Collected here are some of Annette's early, exceptionally rare loop and feature film scenes including The Egyptian Princess (where she takes on two hung black studs) and Young and Proper, where her tight pussy takes a whalloping from John Holmes' 14 inches! Additional highlights include scenes with Linda Wong, interracial with Johnny Keyes and select scenes from Sheer Panties, "F", Ultimate Pleasure, Between the Sheets, Easy Alice & more!

File Extension: avi
Video Size: 1.37 GB
Duration: 02:01:37
Resolution: 512x384



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