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The Nurses / (Terry Sullivan, Athena Films / SWV)



So THE NURSES was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall THE NURSES shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.
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Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.2 GB
Duration: 01:10:17
Video: 694x464 (4:3), 29.970 fps, AVC

https://filejoker.net/vehm8mq2wqv8

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The Paris Connection \ Paris Connection \ Paris Killer



Liliane Gray, Michelle Villers, Gabriel Pontello, Andre Kay



Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.58 GB
Duration: 01:15:00
Video: 640x480 (4:3), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/a585n04gckji

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Those Young Girls / (Myles Kidder, Paradise Visuals)



Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords, Harry Reems, John Holmes



Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.27 GB
Duration: 01:02:08
Video: 704x576 (1.222), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/8hrc3ie176cv

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Three Shades of Flesh \ Orgien des fleisches



Spring Finley ... Lynn (as Leslie Alroe)
Val Anderson ... Diane (as Karen Baldwin)
Suzy Chung ... Alice (as Helen Carrol)
Mike Peterson
Tyler Reynolds ... First Guy with Diane (as Roger Wills)
Jonathan Younger ... Bert (as Jon B. Hal)
Ken Scudder ... Bill (as Dick Counter)
Three frolicsome roommates, tired of the way men have been "using them," decide to take matters into their own hands (and other parts of their bodies). Diane has grown tired of being passed from hand to mouth or from one man to another. She makes an agreement with Lynn and Alice, both willing to learn from her and Alice. For the next 75 minutes you are lost in a kaleidoscope of human colors.



Format: AVI
FileSize: 762.2 MB
Duration: 01:12:18
Video: 512x384 (4:3), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/n96rczug5vub

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Thé a sept / Partouzez-moi (Michel Ricaud)



Jacques & Agnes; Nathalie & Eric; Xavier & Francine; Annick.



Format: AVI
FileSize: 688.4 MB
Duration: 01:11:39
Video: 720x576 (5:4), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/4a1iw917vusz

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Tight Delight / (Louis Roman, Video-X-Pix)



Actresses: Chelsea Blake, Karen Summer (as Karen Summers), Melanie Scott (as Melissa Scott), Tiffany Clark
Actors: George Payne, Jose Duval (as Jose Latour), Michael Knight (as Joseph Black), Jay Serling (as Sven Jensson)



Format: AVI
FileSize: 1.25 GB
Duration: 01:07:50
Video: 720x480 (3:2), 29.970 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/dzn3q1k3mdag

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Tongue / (K.B J & A Productions)



Brigitte Maier, Cherry
Al Poe, Quasi
Margo, Nancy
Dudley Dare, Dr. Woodcock
Tasty Freeze, Nurse
Pornographic Blacksploitation. Quasi, a Black man with a 9 inch tongue lives alone with a pet frog. Since his girl friend left him 2 years ago he has become mute and used by everyone. While playing chess by himself on a park bench he is humiliated by a young woman. He's then sexually taken advantage of by his gay doctor whose nurse hooks him up with her nymphomaniac friend Cherry, played by Briggite Maier, who then proceeds to have her friend Nancy over for a threesome. He constantly dreams of his ex and holds his pet close to a ceramic frog as if to symbolize the meaningless of it all. He walks alone on the beach and stops to stare at a young black couple lying on a towel. The man threatens him and chases him away. He picks some flowers intending to go back to Brigitte's place but when he arrives an orgy in process. He walks along the beach and goes home only to see his ex with a white man



Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.63 GB
Duration: 01:15:55
Video: 720x540 (4:3), 23.976 fps, AVC

https://filejoker.net/7h56xm4wz6ru

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Trading Partners / (Peter Vanderbilt, AB Video)



Diva, Martina, Erica Boyer, Lili Marlene, Gina, Francois, Nick Niter, Billy Dee, Chris Chase, Don Fernando, David Christopher



Format: MPEG-4
FileSize: 1.17 GB
Duration: 01:17:08
Video: 720x480 (4:3), 29.970 fps, AVC

https://filejoker.net/llizqpngro82

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Tutti Frutti Unzensiert\Giochi proibiti



Cindy Labare, Eva Orlowsky, Joy Karin's, Miss Pomodoro, Sofia Randovic, Jon Dough, Ray Victory, Rocco Siffredi, Ron Jeremy, Walter Carrera
Do you remember Tutti Frutti, the end of the 80s? Finally the uncensored version: Here the unusual special wishes of the candidates and audience are fulfilled.



Format: Matroska
FileSize: 1.14 GB
Duration: 01:20:26
Video: 700x576 (1.297), 25.000 fps, AVC

https://filejoker.net/etnjmjzi1dyg

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Ultimate O (Le plaisir total) (Lawrence T. Cole, Alpha France)



Stacey Donovan (as Stacy Donovan)
Nina Hartley
Paul Thomas
Herschel Savage
Lili Marlene
Billy Dee
Don Fernando
Katie Thomas (as Katie Kays)
The Ultimate O is the ultimate orgasm - or at least the box to this ponderous production so declares. Judging by its poor acting and hokey plot and dialogue, however, it would seem that the Ultimate O would not feel so good. The loose storyline evolves around a small hedonistic cult led by Paul Thomas and Stacy Donovan. Thomas possesses a secret technique for giving his partner the ultimate orgasm. When he starts to drink too much, Donovan plots to discover the secret and replace him.
Much of the sex is orgy style with five or six in a bed. Some props are used as well. Both Paul Thomas and Herschel Savage have delivered much stronger performances in the past. Also, Stacy Donovan is not a strong enough actress to handle so much dialogue. She's a great sexual performer, so why push it. Lawrence T. Cole has delivered many better features; we'll wait patiently for Pleasure Hunt II.



Format: AVI
FileSize: 678 MB
Duration: 01:10:33
Video: 720x576 (5:4), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual

https://filejoker.net/o9rpkhomut0f